we are all Earthman

Poets & Pornstars
Earthman

We got bombs and we got guns
We got everything you could want
Under a sun

We got pleasure
We got pain
We got people here who think
That they're the same

We're the fallen in the war
We're the bullets and the law
We're the kiss of love that heals it all

And it's so pretty down here
It might move you to tears...

I am an Earthman
I was born to the out of hand
The Poets and the Pornstars
The Lovers and the Die-Hards

And I never met a madman
Who didn't have a cause
And I never met a pervert
Who didn't have a broken heart

And I am...an Earthman.

Uber Superstar

Have you ever had those times, when you're in a conversation, then suddenly everything goes quiet. Well, back home they say it's cause 'malaikat lalu'. So should ever this happens to you, here's a good joke to share.

Q : How much does a polar bear weigh?
A : Enough to break the ice.

Get it, get it, get it? Well, it took a while for me to get it when I first heard it (hmm..I wonder why some people call me blondy).

So, I tried it out a couple of times here in college, and my American friends LOVED it. Now, they're going to spread it around, and I remind them to say that the joke comes straight from Malaysia.

So there, I have done my part in carrying the Malaysian name.

Oh, but I should not be taking all the credit for this. It came from our very own Tan Sri Arizz, who coincidentally, wears the crown for today. Well technically, he wears the crown everyday of his awesomely fabulous life, but more so today.

So, everybody....

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Dear Arizz,
Happy Birthday to you.

Kate Walsh is coming to Lehigh tomorrow!! oh my god, oh my god, oh my gooooodd...

Road to Doomness

To those of you who have gone or will be going through the same road as me,

KYS ----> KYUEM --->Uni

Observe.

You might just be heading towards your head on collision wall.

So, there were 5 years in high school were the average class size was 20, and another year and a half where it was smaller.

And then you come to Uni where the lecture hall sits more than 200 students. On top of that, you need to come early as to reserve the best seat in the house.

AAAnnd, the professor just might be talking Urdu up front, when the last time you checked, you signed up for the calculus class.

Thank God for recitation class. It is my salvation back to familiarity. Don't know what it is? Yeah, I only learned the word here. Americans like to make stuff up and call it their own.

I want Cikgu Abu back. Limits of functions just ain't the same no more.

Tag, you're it!

My first tag thingy.

RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

RULE #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.

Tagged by Ainul.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? ~kick him where it hurts~

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be? ~oooOoOoo. a really good one that is too x-rated to b shared~

3. Whose butt would you like to kick? ~everyone i miss back home. just so i have a reason to see u guys again~

4. What would you do with a billion dollars? ~shop shop shop!!! but being in the situation i am, me gonna need to use it for me education~

5.What annoys you most? ~people messing up my room when i'm not there.~

6. Which is more blessed, sprinkled donuts or powdered donuts? ~what's the diff? craving for some J.Co and Big Apple here~

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love? ~cepatla! i might have to settle with the next best thing~

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do? ~i'd back off. but harmless flirting still considers as backing off~

9. Who would you want to cook with? ~Oprah, so i can be on her show <---a dream of mine~

10. What takes you down the fastest? ~takes me down? i get down all the time. hahaha~

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time? ~a mommy~

12. What's your primary resolution this year? ~i dont do resolutions~

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is? ~damn! of all my friends u had to pick the one who is most complex. mmm..wad can i say about baby mardy? extremely intelligent, cuckoo in the head, falls when rollerblading, doesnt pull handbreak when driving, wakes at 5 am to cook omellete and ends up making a total rackett in the apartment, jumps hysterically when somebody knocks on the door = Ain Ul Mardhiah a great friend in time of need.~

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor? ~out of the 2 id be single and rich. marriage does not equate to anything.~

15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up? ~switch on me laptop. check phone.~

16. Would you give all in a relationship? ~no, i dont do the 'giving my all'. u learn from ur lessons~

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick? ~if i loved someone equally enough, id go for the richer one. im practical that way~

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done? ~eeeeveerybody should know, myra forgive but NEVER forgets~

19.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship? ~age old question. rship is hard work but reaps rewards. single is easy but most of the time involves longing.~

20.List 5 people to tag
~ Jason Mraz <---wishful thinking.
~ WJ [ not sure u do this kinda shit]
~ Zat [ u dont have a blog but id wanna know some of the answers to the q]
~ Adi [same as above]
~ Majin [ ur one of the few i know who reads my blog and have a blog]

la la la lie

Here, people talk a lot about being racist. And if you talk a lot about it, it most probably means you'r facing it in your community.

Personally, I grew up having friends who are Malay, Chinese and Indian alike. I never actually knew that there was a barrier. But what do kids with boogey running down your nose at that age knows right?

In KYS, 90 % were Malays and it was then, when I meet people from outside the school, I felt like.
'Oh, he's Chinese and she's Indian. We have different culture, so we couldn't survive living with each other'
Well, let's ignore the fact my best friend is a Chinese (shout out to WJ!). She's half Malay anyway, cause the part Malay she have inside of her is Amira Najua. >.<

And then...I got into KYUEM where although again the majority is Malay, but because I mixed with the non-malay community more, I didn't feel that way. So, I realize that there wasn't any line between the different races.

Do you see the pattern here? Where you are determines the kind of thinking you have.

And now that I am here in the US, for the first time, I am a minority. And it stinks! Not just that, people here have their own issues with the different coloured people already in the country and in comes this brown girl from Malaysia (is that the country next to Russia? <----true story here).

Diversity Schmurversity.

It takes way more than saying you are a diverse community to actually BE a diverse community.

I'm crapping and not making sense. My legs are sore from climbing the hills and trying not be the brown girl who's attempting hiphop at dance practice.

ooze out peeps.
I hope Malaysia is treating you well as she always had to me.

oooOOoo..highly unlikely you'll be reading this. Uncle Sathia, you are my guardian angel. You won't find a man with a bigger heart.

the world looks at the

power of our example,
not the example of our power.

~Bill Clinton~

this thing i do

Since I'm such a social noob here, I find that I have too much free time to do nothing-ness. I go on facebook, click on [insert name of people I'm missing here] and practically CSI-ed it all over.

Am a stalker that way.

So if you think you're on my People I Miss list, you might wanna do any necessary changes that you might not want me to see.