Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Toilet Story

Have you ever,

taken a dump, either at home or in a public toilet, and as you are about to flush the toilet, you turn around and POOOF!!

The shit is gone. It isn't there, although you are so very sure that it came out of umm...u know that place, 5 seconds ago.

Where did it go?

Am I the only one?

Are the aliens secretly stealing my DNA for experiments?

Friday, June 12, 2009


Both of you are obsessively narcissistic. I expected this out of you Fariq. But Zat, you have cross over to the dark side.

Nevertheless, gracias mucho. Me loves you both.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Shish Kebab

Pet Peeves #61 : People who don't effin answer their text messages.

Okay, I might be a culprit of my own pet peeves. But that's different.

When you have one of those text conversations - sessions that usually last for more than an hour - and you decided that you have had enough and it is about time you stop having to pick up your phone every 5 mins, do what I do. Start replying with one word text eg. ok, sure, idk, fine. The other party should know then that it is a sign to say,

'Aite, I'm tired of texting you. Can we continue with our real life now?'

Hence, when this is accomplished, it is okay for either one to ignore the other person and stop texting. So for you haters out there, don't be all up on my case when I don't text back. I just thought the conversation was over.

Then there is another case when you ask a specific question like ' What are you doing?'. This is a clear indication that an answer is expected. So answer your goddamn text, POR FAVOR.

Siapa yang makan cili, silalah rasa kepedasan 'hint-hint' ini.

And yes, today is my birthday. I don't really wanna be reminded that I'm already 20. Is that considered too old to still be listening to Miley Cyrus?

Byebye teenage years. You've been both kind and cruel to me.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009


My brother said : Why you wanna worry? You're gonna be somebody.

A colleague said : You different la. Your path is destined.

A teacher said : Awak bukan macam orang lain.

How all of you know? I also don't know. What? You saw my exam slip is it? What does it indicate anyway pun. I read books very well, I do a lot of past year paper, I go to class religously.

A-Levels kantoi pun, you still see the same old me.

I kerja baru first time skarang, nak cakap ngan orang tak reti, nak handle project kelam kabut. Berangan je lebih. Isn't that what you want?

I thank you for your support and faith in me. Sometimes, I feel that it is the only thing that keeps me going.

But then again, betul ke ape yang u tengok ni?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009


Answer the questions below, do a Google Image Search with your answer, take a picture from the first minimal words of explanation.

1. The age you'll be on your next birthday :

The big 2. aiyooo..tua already

2. A place you'll like to travel to :

I miss you laaaaaa

3. Your favourite place :

Actually, my room is purple and my bed is red and it is effin' awesom

4. Your favourite food(s) :

satu Cold Stone's Choc Devotion please...

5. Your favourite pet :
oh my god. i want one! but Malaysia panas.
6. Your favourite colour combination :

this is how my room feels like. in Malaysia and at Lehigh

7. Your favourite piece of clothing :

i have a weakness for dresses. girls who wear dresses out just have more GUTS

8. Your all time favourite song :

how to chose ONE fave song????

9. Your fav tv show:
obsession, and proud of it.
NOT to be confuse with obsession for Tyra Banks.
10. First name of your significant other/crush :

hahahaha....what is this???i fear the doggy's life

11. The town in which you live in :

2nd home : One Utama

12. Your screen name or nickname :
Princess Fabulous

13. Your first job :

at BSC with the besties. good times, good times

14. Your dream job :

actually doing this as a job would only ruin it

15. Your worst fear :

i've been lucky so far

16. The one thing you'd before you die : 2 boys 1 girl please

17. The first thing you'll buy if you get $10,000,000 :

one in KL, one in the US, one in Terengganu


Today it is the 3rd of June. which means it has been 3 weeks and 5 days since I've been back from the States. which also indicates that I have 2 weeks and 2 days left before I am done with my internship. Everyday is precious, I count them down as I tick my organizer's calendar.

All 3 weeks, I have only seen a handful of my friends when I vowed to myself to meet up with all long lost forgotten friends the moment I touched down Malaysia. For all you still reading my blog, honest to God, it is not that you have disapparated from my mind. And I know I shouldn't be putting blame on my work (which IS the culprit of my wasted precious time), but.............yeah, ummmm.............shyte! i can't find any other excuses. Even those I do see, I'm too tired to hang out with. Sampai ada orang tu merajuk nak lari gi Indon la.

So, no worries, those who knows me well enough, you know I always deliver. Once am done with work I'll hit you up. I shall not name names in fear that some may be offended that they are not mentioned.

Relay 4 Life was both awesomely terrific and energy consuming at the same time. It's weird how the pain of others make you see how less pain-less your life is. Here I am complaining about my internship when some kids are complaining that their hair is falling out after chemo. Blunt in comparison.

On a happy note, met an old school chap there. Was happily listening to the live band when who should I find playing the guitar but our very own Shaiful Ayisy! =). Ayisy will be graduating soon and starting work at Media Prima. Good on you!